# You thought you had|found a good girl #
# One to love you|and give you the world #
# Now you find|that you've been misused #
# Talk to me,|I'll do what you choose #
# I want you to #
# Tell Mama #
# All about it #
# Tell Mama #
# What you need #
# Tell Mama #
# What you want #
# And I'll make everything|all right #
# That girl you had|didn't have no sense #
# She wasn't worth|all the time that you spent #
# She had another man|throw you outdoors #
# Now the same man|is wearing your clothes #
# I want you|to tell Mama #
# Tell Mama #
# What you want #
# And I'll make everything|all right... #
Hi, it's Charlie.|Leave a message.
Hi, Charlie. It's Carol|from the LA Temp Agency.
Listen, Dr. Batel's office needs you|for tomorrow. Is that okay?
Let me know. Bye.
Good morning, neighbor.
Hey.|Help yourself.
Oh, thanks.|I was out of everything.
Aw, why do I even bother?
You know, Remy, I gave you|that key for emergencies.
Extreme emergencies.
It was.|I needed caffeine.
I don't know.|This is good. I'd even wear it.
Good, 'cause I've got to go.|I'm late for my first client.
But you stay,|have breakfast, take a shower.
Go through my drawers.
# Tell Mama #
# All about it #
# Tell Mama #
# What you want #
# Tell Mama... #
- Hey, Charlie.|- Morning.
- Are the boys ready?|- Dragon! Zorro!
Hey!|There are my boys.
Come on. Yay.
- See you later!|- Bye!
- Be good, boys!|- Whoa! Slow down!
# Tell Mama|all about it #
# Tell Mama|what you need... #
"Romance is in the air today.
No one can resist|your obvious charms."
Well, Otis, your horoscope|seems accurate.
Stop it.|Come on.
Let's read mine.|Okay.
"Do not leave your house today."|Too late.
"And stop looking so hard.|Love is right in front of you."
Hey.|What's wrong?
I ordered a nonfat latte.|I can taste the fat.
I would be happy|to change it for you, sir.
Can't you even make a friggin' cup|of coffee? I can taste the fat.
How hard it is to make|a friggin' cup of coffee?
I can make another one|for you if you'd like. I'd be happy
- to exchange it for you, sir.|- Hello? It's okay.
- You've done enough, thanks.|- I'm sorry.
Karma.
- Have a good one.|- Thanks, girl!
- Oh, sorry.|- Oh, I'm sorry.
Hi.
Hi.
I don't know how|to read tarot cards.
- Why am I in the cards?|- Come on, just try.
Okay, well, this crazy old lady|keeps coming up.
The knight|in shining armor.
- Mmm! That's mine.|- No no no. What?
- I saw this guy twice today.|- That guy?
Two times in one day.|That's got to be a sign, right?
Mm, a sign.
Yeah, okay. What did he say|when you talked to him?
I didn't talk to him.
Well, are you sure|he saw you?
Yeah!|I mean, I think so.
Okay, honey,|we're worried about you
because you're turning|into a little bit of a freak.
Yeah, we think|it's from not having sex.
- Exactly.|- Look, just because...
I haven't been in|a relationship in a while
doesn't mean|I'm miserable.
I just want a sweet guy,
you know, a guy|who's strong but still...
...opens a door|once in a while.
And who notices|things and...
you know, maybe|makes a difference.
Maybe he completes you.
Oh.
You complete me.
Oh, sorry.
Dr. Batel's office.|Hi, Mrs. Reynolds.
- Go to Grandma's, tell her|I'll be home late.
- I still have stitches to do...|- Yeah, can you please hold?
I'll see you|at home.
You know what? You go ahead.|I can do that for you.
- Oh thank you, Charlie. You're a doll.|- No problem.
Hey, George.
- How're you doing, Charlie?|- Good.
- What do you got there?|- The doctor asked me
to bring it from home.
Whew! Okay!
All right. The doctor|will be right with you.
# I said "Leap into|my arms, babe" #
- Thank you.|- # Come on, dive into the stove... #
We're here!
Thank God|you guys are here.
I am down two girls|tonight. Here.
- Sorry, that's all I got left.|- Sweet.
Wow. You know, I love that I am|now comfortable enough with my sexuality
- to wear something like this, you know?|- Looks good on you.
- Hey, what's up?|- Take off the apron now.
- Sorry.|- Where do we start?
Okay, uh, hand out|these shrimp balls.
There has got to be|a better name for those.
- I don't think it's that bad of a name.|- What's wrong with the name?
# I said, I say,|sometimes we look back... #
- Oh my God, that's him.|- Whoa! Who? Who?
The guy I ran into.|He's here.
- Where?|- What?
That is three times in two days.|What are the chances of that?
- Um, like, none.|- That's Dr. Fields.
This is his party. He just moved|back from San Francisco.
- Really?|- Yeah.
Well, you're right.|He is hot.
# Flirting|with disaster #
# You're the one|I'm after #
# I think I've found|my destiny #
# I can fly #
# On the wings|of my heart #
# Deep inside #
# L-l-love #
# There's a magic in you #
# And I'll be #
- # Under your spell... # |- Here's the best part.
The guy then goes|into cardiac arrest,
Kevin performs CPR|on the guy,
saves his life again.
God.|Disgusting, isn't he?
No, you are amazing.
Yeah.
Excuse me?
W-wait wait wait.|What do we have there?
Oh, um, balls.
Uh, shrimp balls.
Um, shrimp in...
...balls.
I'm sorry,
but we're not really|into fish genitalia.
Yeah, okay.
Was she really listening|to our conversation?
Excuse me.
Wait a second.
Um, so I know two things|about you... you work in catering,
and you have a lot of dogs.
Oh, that... no.
Uh, I'm a dog walker.
I'm not some crazy dog-lady|with 12,000 dogs.
- That's why.|- And I'm sorry about before.
I didn't mean|to be eavesdropping.
Well, you're right.|You shouldn't have.
You should have stayed|and talked to me.
Well, your girlfriend|seemed pretty offended.
Oh no, that's...|that's not my girlfriend.
I-I don't have a...|I'm sing...
I don't have|a girlfriend.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing. Um, I'm Charlie.|Charlotte, but Charlie.
Well, I'm... I'm Kevin.
- Nice to meet you.|- Nice to meet you, too.
Uh-oh.
What? What does|"uh-oh" mean?
It looks like someone else|is mowing your lawn, Fiona.
I'm gonna go|destroy these.
Excuse me.|I'll see you guys.
Oh, my shoes|are killing me
which means|they must look fabulous.
Can I get you anything?
One of him on a platter.
Such a waste.
What's a waste?
Oh, you didn't know?
Kevin's gay.
- What?|- Yeah.
That's Kit, the groom.
Or maybe he's the bride.|I can't remember
which one's the top|and which one's the bottom.
Yeah, they're getting married|next Christmas in Maui.
I didn't get that vibe.
Trust me.
Thanks.
Look at|that dude's arms!
I used to have|such good gaydar.
Oh, you're home.|Thank God.
- I'm exhausted.|- What did you do today?
- Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message.|- Went to the post office.
Uh, hi, Charlie.
- This is Kevin Fields.|- That's him.
I don't know if you remember me|from the party the other night,
but I was just calling,|uh, to see if, um,
maybe... maybe you wanted|to walk my dog.
What? No!
Hang up the phone.
No, actually, you can't,|because I don't have a dog.
So maybe you could|walk me.
Hang it up.